Even before big, healthy, country thighs were being ordered at the plastic surgeon's office I rocked a pair. I don't actually remember a moment in my life where my thighs weren't Siamese twins. No, I do not have thigh gap ambitions, who am I to separate the wonder twins after this life long partnership.
Last summer I took a trip to Washington D.C. and decided for the first time in forever I would wear shorts. Clearly, I wasn't in my right mind because why on earth would I, without any protective barrier, think I could casually stroll from monument to monument no problem. I had never been so happy to get back to my hotel and throw on a pair of jeans in 100-degree weather in my life!
If you're thinking you really want the thickness there's good news and bad news....
1. The Rub Pain is Real
I can't tell you how many pairs of jeans I have gon through or are just hanging on by a prayer because my thighs rubbed a hole in them. Don't tell me it's because I bought them cheap. Even the expensive one, while they last longer, STILL SPLIT!
Don't get me started on started cute pants in your size that doesn't make it past you thighs or you can pull them up but they're so tight around the twins you can map your veins and the journey of blood flow. I'll just wear leggings and stretch jeans
4. Thigh High Anything
Let me began with haaaaaaaaaaa, and proceed to inform you that over the knee boots or shoes are our friends because ain't nobody got time to have their flesh cut into by a zipper. I'll add, they're going to roll down anyway so whats your point.