February 14th is either a big deal or not in your world. Lots of chocolates, balloons, flowers cards, and cockroaches....wait ROACHES!
I cringe even typing the word roach yet thanks to the New York Bronx Zoo you can name a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach after bae. No it's not expensive at all $10 gets a roach named after your SOS and you get a certificate to prove it! Spend $50 the Zoo throws in a box of chocolates and a stuffed roach.
Smooth chance you'll end up single if you invest in this gift. Even better chance you're investing in this because you hate someone. It's all for a good cause though, all proceeds go to the Wildlife Conservation Society!