Meet #TrafficBae, real name Demetria Obilor, currently employed by Channel 8 ABC Dallas.
Sis is the brick house we've heard songs about. This makes Jan mad. Who's Jan? Jan is a hater who has been dealt with via Black Twitter.
Jan is big mad. Don’t be like Jan. pic.twitter.com/ytAKJHMXBy— Mother of Draggings (@fabfreshandfly) November 3, 2017
Now we're all trying to figure out why Jan is mad. Is it because the only curve she owns hold her eyeballs in her skull? Whatever the case we can all conclude that Jan is mad. Even Chance the Rapper had to help Jan recognize she's mad...REALLY mad.
BIIIIIIG MAD https://t.co/E9yzWbU9m8— Lil Chano From 79th (@chancetherapper) November 3, 2017
With all the love curvy women have received over the years you'd think there wouldn't be a Jan. Come on has history taught you nothing!? Even when you get "accepted" you'll spend the rest of forever fighting to stay marginally "accepted"
If you're struggling to see what I did there it's all good. Just take this GIF and a seat over there with Jan.
Anyway, I'm glad Jan is mad because it lets me use terms like Bootylicious outside the early millennium next I'll find a reason to use bling bling. In the meantime, Jan curves are hella acceptable in fact so acceptable Oxford allowed a word in their prestigious book to describe it, BOOTYLICIOUS!!!