Dumb Dummy Of The Week - I Gotta Poop!

This woman tried two good excuses when she got pulled over . . . even though neither of them worked. Not even close.

28-year-old Emily Owings of Oklahoma thought that excuse might work, after she was pulled over for not wearing her seatbelt… And who knows, it might’ve worked… If she had her license? You see the only form of ID that Emily had was her medical marijuana card… And on top of that! When the cops ran her name, they found out she had a suspended license… This is probably why she didn’t have any license

But even after all this she still asked them to just let her go… And one of the reasons was because she had to poop… The other was because it was her birthday…

And once again, they might have let her go… Until the cops found she also had a warrant in another county for fighting a police officer. So as they started to arrest Emily. . . and she sped off.

So after a high-speed chase the cops caught her and arrested her on several felony charges.

As they were arresting her, she asked, quote, "Can I poop in your car, man?" There's no word on whether she did.